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dougtfs: “Did you eat my cereal?” I asked my roommate. “No way, man,” he said, casually walking out of the kitchen. But I could see the dirty bowl in the sink. “That’s good,” I said. “There was a pig-spell on that box.” “There was
drexbutt: aka the only way to have cereal. Y'mean like a chimp, right?…… I eat my cereal like this too ._.
hopeinrecovery: atomictides: slumperella: Get this shit the fuck up outta here I just choked on my cereal OH MY GOD
Breakfast on the front porch today! Also I’m about to go get my hair done today and I have noooo idea what I’m gonna do with it so zomg stay tuned!
allbecauseoftheboys: “Hey babe,” he mumbles, his voice thick with sleep.“Woah holy shit!” I jerked, dropping my cereal spoon onto the floor. “W-h-who the fuck are you? How did you get into my apartment?!”“What
The coolest fucking spoon in the entire world. I used to eat my cereal with it everyday when i was younger….fuck, who’m i kiddin, i still eat my cereal with it! xD
herbvnlegend: lol when times was rough and we had no milk i would pour my cereal on my kool-aid. You nasty as fuck my nigga
cereal-de-colores: he reblogueado esto como 5 veces en el día ndljsnñvkreñngkñnrkñdnsnfkñds zcblñlñx{z-.x,.ckdlañsf{g´slhg{jo3ewig{0pordlgkjdfñlkgjglñdddp{ghg0ho
I’m going to stuff your holes with my cock, while getting milk for my cereal, slut.
Oh my god Booster Gold!!almost drop my cereal.
stylesfancy: how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms
I found a cartridge that still has like, .10g of wax in it, and I cant believe it was just hanging out in my drawer. Now I’m stoney baloney, eating cookies and cream cereal… having a good time
i hate when people pour my cereal they don’t know the amount of milk i like they don’t know how much cereal i want they don’t know me they don’t know my life they don’t know what i been through
mcwrap: IM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I EAT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AS MY CEREAL I USE EGGNOG AS MY CONTAct LENS SOLUTION IM GROWING A BEARD
burlydudebulge: Talking about my first cartoon crush recently (that I can remember) and it was Tony the Tiger! Some lines going through my head while I was making this, causing me to giggle: “You’re the milk to my cereal.” “Mmm, you feel grrrrreat!!”
thickchickmisses: Morning luvs….I’m having some cereal for breakfast….would you like some?
godpu55y: who-ate-my-cereal: godpu55y: Hello…. Well hello there 😳 😘😘
kissmycatastrophe: buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there. I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
justanotherparrotlover: fuckyoursuggestions: thetroyisgreat: myconfettitrail: buzzfeed: 19 Things You Won’t Believe People In This World Actually Do My mom is a icey cereal eater lol I need ice in my cereal man ^bro. Who hurt you? how does
lordpayne: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the
barackinaroundthechristmastree: christmascockies: barackinaroundthechristmastree: my humor is very similar to my cereal soggy? actually i was going to say dry and tasteless but yours works too
dekutree: i hate when people pour my cereal they don’t know the amount of milk i like they don’t know how much cereal i want they don’t know me they don’t know my life they don’t know what i been through
trilithbaby: sexylouboutins: Hang on, shit, I dropped my cereal… And my mouth is watering i just…how…fuck…
uusui: au where everything is the same except koujaku is replaced with a bowl of cereal
koujakuandthediamonds: slam dunk me into a cereal bowl which actually has milk „ , „„ you reading that fic is the best thing that has ever happened to any of uS EVER
i like how the moment my mother gets home she gets angry over god knows what and is quick to blame me for it.
My best friend, this morning, was an excited puppy and would not stop talking. this was literally me.
And it’s as delicious as I remember. I don’t drink milk; I eat my cereal dry, and this is the perfect cereal for that IMO.
devilsden66: acecakes: blackzodiacqueen: nightfurmoon: damo-draws: skithepengi6: crixge: Oh god ALAN–?!?! Not my art but I HAD to reblog…. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME O MH MY GOD ALANIM FUCKING WHEEZING SO HARD I SPIT MY CEREAL I HAD TO
stylin-sun-xoxox: santa: mcwrap: IM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I EAT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AS MY CEREAL I USE EGGNOG AS MY CONTAct LENS SOLUTION IM GROWING A BEARD THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE OMG
shanedog09: I got stoned and ate the rest of the Frozen cereal last night. Sorry @iamapaperuniverse Daddy! I never got to eat it as cereal
lolsofunny: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the
ekamy: I dont know if this cereal dropped off the planet some years ago or what but finding it not only at the grocery store but also GLUTEN FREE ONCE AGAIN LITERALLY YEARS LATER IS THE GREATEST DISCOVERY. I missed you my cereal ;3;
getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. i thought that my cereal was coming to life until i finally saw your head pop out.
kernjosh: Its the end of the week and I just come home after a long train ride. I close the door behind me and my roommate says hello from the kitchen. He also adds that he’s sorry because he ate all of my cereals. I answer that he doesn’t have to
santa: mcwrap: IM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I EAT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AS MY CEREAL I USE EGGNOG AS MY CONTAct LENS SOLUTION IM GROWING A BEARD THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE
sickaddiktions: gallifrey-feels: anostalgicnerd: In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines… no you don’t get it this was my childhood i watched this at 5 am every morning while i ate my cereal before i went to kindergarten
princehomo: lordpayne: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister
bohemu: wellthatsjustgreat: wellthatsjustgreat: Thank, God! I finally found a source of “Multi-Purpose Spoons!” That means I can get rid of all of my single use spoons. Including: My Soup Spoon My Cereal Eating Spoon My Coke Spoon My Mashed Potato
tricias-captions: Mom must have put something in the milk I put on my cereal that made me fall asleep right after I’d eaten. I woke up naked, tied hand and foot, on Mom’s bed. She was kneeling between my out-stretched legs, carefully shaving my vag.
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
househunting: ,000/4 brMonticello, NY1920 church with a goddamn cemeterythats it guys househunting is done i have found my house i almost spit out my cereal when i saw thisthis is my favorite thing hands downwas supposed to be for the queue but the
Cuando sea grande, voy a crear mi propio cereal que se llamara "Mort", entonces, cuando quiera de ese cereal diré: "Deme un bol de Mort" JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA ¿Entienden? Bol-De-Mort JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA Necesito amigos :c
shares my bowl of fruit loops
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teap0ts: nstead of milk with my cereal I use wine and then also instead of my cereal I use wine
big-tits36: fury719: sisko777:folkman86: karlcat: anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on Sisko777 Fury719 Save some for me and my cereal.
theblogchoseme: I hate when people pour my cereal.They dont know the amount of milk I like.They dont know how much cereal I want.They dont know me.They dont know my life.They dont know what Ive been through.
Milk and cereal tho based off of xekstrin’s idea that Pyrrha and Ruby play Animal Crossing together and Pyrrha not really getting it